January 2013
8 posts
inkmo:
razzledazzy:
the soothing sound of...
December 2012
318 posts
When you can't get that one photo right.
sodamnrelatable:
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids...
sodamnrelatable:
most-awkward-moments:
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh without...
sodamnrelatable:
When a math test says 'Explain'.
sodamnrelatable:
Fucking fuckers
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
Taking off my shirt
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
awhaaha
beyonceism:
This is probably my new favorite gif
choking on a drink and trying not to cough infront...
sodamnrelatable:
The number of cuss words in an Eminem song
sodamnrelatable:
Watch
agent-355:
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
producers: fuck it, you've been right the last 10 times, go ahead.
